May 2013
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
icanbarelyspeak:
not-thefunniestblog:
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
whorville:
the-walkers-arent-dead:
whorville:
I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
Blaze it
two kinds of people
I am the only one involved in this post
thatfunnyblog:
when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago
glacierism:
**wears all black in 100+ degree weather**
american-misfit:
em-iloveyou-g:
did you fall from heaven because god obviously didn’t want you
no i crawled up from hell
lol satan didn’t want your ugly ass there anyways
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
